15句英文土味情话，糖分超标，句句上头！
Hilarious Love Puns That Will Make You LOL
01
Is that Newcastle airport we hear?
Or is it just my heart taking off?
诶，纽卡斯尔机场是在附近吗？
还是说我听到的是我心起飞的声音？
02
What pen did you use?
Because I can't erase you from my mind.
你用的什么笔啊？
我为什么没法把你从脑海里抹去。
03
Did you invent the airplane?
Because you seem Wright for me.
是你发明了飞机吗？
因为你对我来说就像“莱特”。
（Wright中的w不发音哦，嚯！）
04
If you were a triangle you'd be acute one.
如果你是三角形，一定是锐角那个。
（acute与a cute读音一样，发现这个小心机了嘛？）
05
"Do you remember me? "
"No."
"Oh that's right,
we've only met in my dreams."
“你记得我吗？”
“不记得。”
“哦对了，我们只在我的梦里见过。”
06
Do you have a Band-Aid?
Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
你有创可贴吗？
刚刚为你倾倒时磕伤了膝盖。
07
Can I borrow a kiss?
I promise I'll give it back.
可以借我一个吻吗？
我保证会还给你的。
08
你知道墙、眼睛、膝盖的英文是什么吗？
Wall, eye, knee.
我也爱你！
09
Do you believe in love at first sight?
Or should I walk by again?
你相信一见钟情吗？
还是我应该再经过一遍？
10
I'm not drunk,
I'm just intoxicated by you.
我没喝多，
我只是为你陶醉。
11
I'm no photographer,
but I can picture us together.
我不是摄影师，
但我可以构想出我们在一起的样子。
12
Did it hurt? When you fell out of heaven?
你从天堂摔下来时疼不疼啊？
（言下之意：你是天使）
13
Are you a florist?
Cause ever since I met you,
my life has been rosy.
你是花匠吗？
因为自从我遇见你，
我的生活一直很美好。
14
Even if there wasn't gravity on earth,
I'd still fall for you.
即便地球没有引力，
我也会为你倾倒。
15
What's on the menu? Me-n-U
菜单上有什么？我和你。
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